1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?:
I'm walking with Elisabeth Gilbert. We're distant, we don't touch each other or look at each other. My hands are up folded across my chest protectively, hers are on her hips.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?:
I don't know. It is a dark shadow of a creature, low to the ground. Maybe it's a badger, maybe it's a cat or an oppossum.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?:
As I watch it, it slows, stiffens. I take a few steps towards it, slowly, and when I reach a certain proximity it bolts outright, instantly.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it:
It's a pretty substantial size, for such a small house, one-and-a-half stories, maybe, or two. Maybe it only feels small in comparison to the forest around it. There is no clearing, but the warm glow emitting from the windows and the scents of baked goods rise from it welcomingly, warming the night.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and what do you see on the dining room table?
A large wicker basket lies on the dining room table, holding a baby swaddled in a white blanket.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
It's a porcelain teacup, pristine and white. It has no decoration. There is a saucer underneath it.

8. What do you do with the cup?
I pick it up, turn it over, run my fingers over it, feel the coolness. It's very pretty, I note.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
Swampy, muddy water, murky. Maybe not so much. It isn't dirty, but it smells of sulfur and tastes of earth. It's cold. A spring, maybe. Deep.

10. How will you cross the water?
Peeling off my clothing and going directly into it.

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1. Elisabeth Gilbert is the most important person in my life. NO.
2. I don't think I have many problems. NO.
3. Society avoids me passionately, fears me even. YES.
4. I have very little ambition to solve my problems. YES.
5. I am very closed to the outside world, but very open to individuals who make an effort to get through. YES.
6. I am generally happy. OKAY.
7. I don't believe that my relationship is durable at all. YES.
8. I am curious, tentative and admiring, and very shy. YES.
9. I have a huge ass libido. YES.
10. My huge ass libido is probably the most important thing to me ever. YES.